yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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