If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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