I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
