Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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