At least make sure they are 18
Why
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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