It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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