There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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