Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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