Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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