Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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