You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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