spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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