let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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