She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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