During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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