So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
