so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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