i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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