Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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