I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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