yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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