You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
