I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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