i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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