So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
