i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just saw a hot homeless man
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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