When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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