So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
