...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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