i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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