Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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