I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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