I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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