Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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