We should be called the Road Head Warriors
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So. Much. Porn.
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