S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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