butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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