Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
