I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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