its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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