You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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