I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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