I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He better not be in your backpack
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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