S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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