sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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