she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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