I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Welp...herpes.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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