I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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