Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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