Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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